The Day I Ate My School

Please Sir, I'm truly sorry

I know I broke the rules

But I felt so hungry lunchtime

I ate the entire school

Consuming every classroom

The field and playground too

The fences and the front gate

The library and the loos

I swallowed up the staffroom

The teachers sat within

The office swiftly followed

By every litter bin

The children were delicious

The TAs great to snack

Computers, sports equipment

Fed my hunger pang attack

The roof and walls were yummy

The doors and halls divine

The cars and carpark such a treat

All washed down with some wine

The Head yelled “Stop! Detention!

“After the home time bell!”

I turned around with open mouth

Devouring her as well

Now as you are reading this

You've no need to be sad

'Cos that was definitely the best school dinner

That I've ever had

(Mmmmmmm! Burp!)