When my doctor examined me, I gave her a start

'Cos although she searched she couldn't find my heart

She moved her stethoscope under my vest

Left, right, centre, over my chest

She looked all around, prodding my back

Down both sides and across my six-pack

She said to me “You're a very strange case

“This vital organ's not in the right place”

I replied “Doc – I know it's hard to believe

“But I wear my heart...upon my sleeve!”