Zero is nothing

Zero is none

Zero is a number

That's less than one

Zero is hollow

A goalless draw

Zero's uninspiring

A nil-nil score

Zero is absent

A vacant stare

Neither plus nor minus

Barren and bare

Zero's deserted

An empty space

Ever unimportant

It leaves no trace

Zero is boring

A gaping hole

A void or a vacuum

Totally dull


Zero is no problem

Zero is no doubt

Zero's no pollution

Zero is no drought

Zero's no starvation

Zero is no poor

Zero is no homeless

Zero is no war

Zero's no diseases

No trouble or stress

Pick any number that you like

But I think zero's best