Never Eat a Whole Elephant Sandwich

Never eat a whole elephant sandwich
It’s a daft thing to contemplate
You’d need three tonne of butter
You’d look a right nutter
And you’d end up cracking your plate
 
It’s too big to fit in your lunch box
It’s too big to fit in a case
It’s too big to fit in your locker
It’s too big to stuff in your face
 
Never eat a whole elephant sandwich
Your stomach would bang like a bomb
Proceed with great caution
Try small bite-sized portions
So you’ve room for some sweet later on
 
It’s too big to put in your handbag
It’s too big for your rucksack
It’s too big to put in your fridge
It’s too big to have as a snack
 
Never eat a whole elephant sandwich
Well that’s what the zookeeper said
It will certainly fill you
Probably kill you
And besides
You’d run out of bread