Adam the Adder

Adam is an adder

And 'is adding skills are bad

Added 'is maths teacher

“e’s the worst student I’ve ‘ad!”

Adam ‘as an abacus

That addles Adam more

Inadequate at tennis

'e can never add the score

'e'll say two add two is five

That six add four is nine

Adam ‘as an answer

But the wrong one every time

'e is able to multiply

Divide and subtract too

When Adam ‘as to add up though

'e ‘asn’t got a clue