Eight Differences Between a Sausage Dog and a Sausage
A sausage dog will wag its tail
A sausage stays totally still
A sausage dog curls up in its bed
A sausage lies flat on the grill
A sausage dog has got four limbs
A sausage has no arms or legs
A sausage dog is found in a house
A sausage with bacon and eggs
A sausage dog woofs, growls and barks
A sausage you'll never hear talk
A sausage dog loves to exercise
A sausage won't go for a walk
A sausage dog is made of hound
A sausage of cow, fowl or hog
A sausage dog might eats sausages
But a sausage can't eat sausage dogs