Gremlins
There are gremlins in the fuse box
So our houselights keep on flashing
There are gremlins in my PC
So the Internet keeps crashing
There are gremlins in our old clock
That are stopping it from ticking
There are gremlins in my glue stick
That prevent the glue from sticking
There are gremlins on the tube trains
Running late at King's Cross Station
There are gremlins in my pencil
Messing,, with “my ;!; punctuation'
There are gremlins in my mobile
Though you're calling it's not ringing
I hear gremlins in the shower
(Possibly just Dad's bad singing)
There are gremlins in my sock drawer
That's why all my socks are smelly
When I'm hungry there are gremlins
Rumbling inside my belly
There are gremlins in my Mum's car
Causing creaking and corrosion
There are gremlins in this poem too
Creating an explosion...