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Grasping the Nettle

June 10, 2026 by Neal zetter

Stinging nettles sting

Just like wasps and bees

Stinging nettles stung

Both my hands and knees

Stinging nettles sting

Nearly every time

So how do people drink

Stinging nettle wine?


My tip:

To keep yourself in fine fettle

Never, ever, ever

Grasp the nettle


June 10, 2026 /Neal zetter

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