The Kindest Kind of Cockroach

I’m the kindest kind of cockroach

No need to scream and shout

I’ll never cause you nightmares

I’ll never creep you out

Though we’ve a reputation

Of having few real fans

I urge you – get to know me more

And hold me in your hands

I’m the kindest kind of cockroach

Not here to do you harm

I could become your best friend

Your pet, your lucky charm

I won’t chew on your sandwich

Or crawl across your bed

If other roaches give you chills

Check this one out instead

I’m the kindest kind of cockroach

The gentle, caring type

There’s good and bad in all of us

So don’t believe the hype!