Mum Can’t Resist a Bargain!
Buy just one, get one free
Money off – 50p
It’s another shopping spree
Mum can’t resist a bargain!
Fills her bag if it’s cheap
Every day, every week
Counting cash, saving heaps
Mum can’t resist a bargain!
Things we need, things we don’t
Fake toe nails, nanny goat
Wheelbarrow, three-armed coat
Mum can’t resist a bargain!
Spare false teeth, plastic fish
Two odd shoes, cracked pie dish
Whether it’s a hit or miss
Mum can’t resist a bargain!
Wallet, purse – feel the pain
Credit card – takes the strain
January sales again
Mum can’t resist a bargain!
Marked down goods – grabs them all
Items big, items small
Our house: junk – wall-to-wall
MUM CAN’T RESIST A BARGAIN!