Things That Make Me Itch and Scratch

A stinging nettle on my leg

A feather tickling my ear

A spider crawling 'cross my head

A spiky cactus in my rear

The sight of mould on old blue cheese

A beetle in my bed at night

My hay fever that makes me sneeze

A woolly jumper clinging tight

The cat's tail brushed against my chin

The chicken pox that I could catch

The fluff and stuff inside my bin

All these things make me itch and scratch